Diapered, Cross-Eyed Dog Wins Contest 

The chihuahua mix named Mr. Happy Face has issues. The little guy has tumors, neurological problems that make standing or walking a struggle, has to wear a diaper, and holds his head at an odd angle. In spite of these medical problems – or because of them – Mr. Happy Face is a winner: he just took the World’s Ugliest Dog honors in Petaluma, California.

Happy the Elephant Loses in Court

Happy the elephant has had her day in court, but that court decided she is still an animal and not a person with basic rights. She will continue living out her life in the Bronx Zoo. The New York State Court of Appeals decided in a 5-2 decision that the principle of habeas corpus — which prevents unlawful confinement for human persons – does not apply to Happy, a female elephant in her fifties.

When Is a Bee a Fish?

A California court has determined that a bee is a fish, at least as far as the California Endangered Species Act is concerned. The question arose in 2018 when three advocacy groups – the Center for Food Safety, the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation and the Defenders of Wildlife — petitioned to have four types of bumblebees listed as endangered under CESA.

Plastic-Eating Superworms to the Rescue

We’ve known for a few years that the larvae of certain beetle species can eat plastic, giving hope to the idea that the world’s waste problem might have a (quasi) natural solution. Now researchers in Australia believe they have identified the garbage-eating gut bacteria that makes this gastronomic feat possible. Their research appears in Microbial Genomics.

What Cost Cow Burps?

This week New Zealand unveiled a draft plan to tax farm-based methane emissions in an effort to fight climate change, which is another way of saying that the country is putting a price on belching cows and sheep.

Madame Ovary Survives Shark Attack

Zoo Miami is about to open its Sea Turtle Hospital, but it already has taken in a patient – a 50-year-old, 388 pound loggerhead turtle. On May 22, the zoo got a call from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission: a large female loggerhead was just rescued near the Port St. Lucie Power Plant. She had a severe wound on her left front flipper, probably from a shark attack.

Tap Dancing Spiders Seek Pas de Deux

The male of many species will go to great lengths to convince the female that his genes are worthy of passing on to future generations. Displays of size, strength, colors, and so on are deployed throughout the animal kingdom in mating rituals. Researchers at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln have discovered a new ‘come hither’ ploy used by spiders: tap dancing.